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A tissue dispenser shaped like a cat’s rear end. It’s as absurd as it sounds, yet surprisingly popular among cat enthusiasts.

A handbag that looks like a rubber chicken. It’s a fashion statement that clucks in the face of convention.

A wooden box that, when opened, releases a fake spider to scare the unsuspecting. A classic prank with a creepy twist.

Inflatable Gorilla Monkey Full-Body Suit Go big or go home with this head-to-toe inflatable costume no sewing skills required

Deluxe UV Black-Light Reactive Gorilla Costume. Stand out in the dark with UV-reactive fur and lifelike mask.

Standard Faux Fur Gorilla Bodysuit (Mask, Hands & Feet) A classic kit with velcro back closure perfect for quick “monster in the crowd” pranks

A wearable kit with paracord, fire starter, compass, whistle, and more—because tying knots on your wrist has never been so tactical.

More than ink: this aluminum pen hides a glass breaker, flashlight, screwdriver bits, and even a bottle opener—ideal for signing forms or escaping locked rooms.

This compact pouch contains wire saw, pliers, flashlight, whistle, fire striker, and a host of other gadgets overkill for your backyard BBQ, but fun to display.

This army-style utensil combines a spoon, fork, knife edge, bottle opener, saw blade, screwdriver, and more because eating soup should feel like defusing a bomb.

A foldable panel that harvests sunlight to juice your phone or power bank—handy if you plan to Instagram your hike from the summit.

Ultra-compact blankets that reflect body heat perfect for the drama of hypothermia avoidance on mild evenings.

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Hot Dog Costume for Dogs Turn your pup into a walking hot dog with bun-shaped fabric and mustard squiggle perfect for that viral Halloween post

 Interactive Treat Dispenser Ball Roll-and-release rubber ball that dispenses kibble as dogs play fun snack time and exercise combined

Doggy Raincoat with Paw Prints Clear PVC raincoat with cute paw-print hood strike a pose on soggy sidewalks

Puppy Paw Balm Kit A “paw crème” gift set with scented balms and brush applicator—treats for cracked pads (and Instagram close-ups)

Dog Bow Tie Collar Attachment
Clip-on bow ties in polka dot, plaid, or tux patterns instant dapper doggo, zero tailoring required

Doggo Beard Bib A novelty bib that catches drool in a comical beard pattern perfect for messy eaters and photo ops

Ever wanted a life-sized cutout of yourself or a loved one? Now you can have one, perfect for pranks or parties

Fill your room with the unmistakable aroma of Dr Pepper. Because who doesn’t want their home to smell like soda?

Adhesive bandages are designed to look like strips of bacon. They won’t heal you faster but they’ll certainly make you hungrier

A modern twist on the 1970s pet rock, this USB-connected stone does absolutely nothing, no power draw, no functionality, just pure novelty. Perfect for tech enthusiasts with a sense of humor.

Designed to resemble slices of toasted bread, these cork coasters are both fun and functional, absorbing moisture while adding a quirky touch to your table.

This desktop Zen garden includes sand, rocks, and a rake, inviting you to find peace or at least distract yourself from work.

A faux‑fur‑lined rain boot silhouette with exaggerated chunky sole Crocs style designed to empower your strut while keeping your toes toasty. It looks like a rain boot, feels like a fuzzy slipper, and wears like a Croc, confusing every step.

A vegan‑rubber “stomper” boot built for muddy farm life but perfect for city dwellers who want to look… intentionally overprepared. Light‑duty construction meets serious all‑terrain vibes—like wearing galoshes to a cocktail party.

These ankle‑high combat‑boot knockoffs arrive in shifting rainbow hues—think unicorn meets riot gear. Your feet become disco balls whenever you move

Punk‑ready wedge boots with chunky heels, side‑zip, and more studs than a biker gang’s jacket. It’s like your boots raided a hardware store.

These mid‑calf Western boots bling out your inner country singer with fringe‑trimmed, crystal‑encrusted flair.  Rodeo meets nightclub and your toes are the disco ball.

LED‑equipped boots that wrap your feet in near‑infrared rays promising pain relief, circulation boost, and lots of puzzled stares. You’ll look like you’re moonlighting as a sci‑fi cosplayer’s foot doctor.

Futuristic USB‑rechargeable “boots” that flash seven colors in sync with your dance moves or frantic phone charging. You’ll never lose your feet in a mosh pit or a blackout.

A mid‑chunky heel “boot” with cutouts and straps looking like Dr. Martens went to a metal concert and never came back. Skin‑baring straps on a combat‑style platform have ambiguous seasonality rules.

Oversized, glitter‑sheathed canvas clown boots, you’ll either steal the show or the circus. They’re adult‑sized clown sneakers, comfort meets cartoon chaos.

A classic novelty mug emblazoned with “My Favorite Child Gave Me This Funny Coffee Mug,” perfect for flaunting sibling rivalry in the morning routine.

This cheeky ceramic mug reads “Mom At Least You Don’t Have Ugly Children,” a brutally honest ode to maternal pride.

Celebrate genetics with this gag mug declaring “Thanks for Sharing Your DNA,” perfect for moms who take pride in their hand-me-down humor.

Jewelry for Women Wife Infinity Heart Birthstone I Love You Necklace S925 Anniversary Women Necklaces for Her Wife Birthday Gift Ideas, Birthday Present for Girlfriend Mom Daughter Sterling Silver

TEEZWONDER Anniversary Wedding Gifts for Women Men – Long Lasting Vanilla Lavender Candle 10 Oz – Birthday Romantic Gifts for Him Her, Girlfriend Boyfriend Birthday Gift Ideas, Gift for Husband Wife

ArtPix 3D Crystal Photo, Personalized Gifts for Father, Dad, Women, Wife, Her, Grandpa, Great Customized Gift With Your Own Photo, Custom 3D Etched Engraved, Couples Gifts

Urban Accents MOVIE NIGHT Popcorn Kernels and Popcorn Seasoning Variety Pack (set of 8) – 3 Non-GMO Popcorn Kernel Packs and 5 Gourmet Popcorn Snack Seasoning

Wedding Anniversary Blanket Gifts for Men Women Him Her Wife Husband, Romantic Anniversary Marriage Gift for Couple Parents Girlfriend Boyfriend, Happy Anniversary Decorations Blanket 60″X50″

Koogel Explosion Gift Box, Handmade Exploding Photo Album Preassembled Surprise Picture Pop Up Love Box with Creative DIY Scrapbooking Accessories for Anniversary Birthday Wedding

Then & Now Anniversary Picture Frame – 1-99 Years Anniversary Wedding Gift for Couple, Engagement Bridal Shower Gifts for Couples Wood Photo Frame Holds 2 4×6 Inches Photos

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Jumway Mr and Mrs Coffee Mugs – Wedding Gifts for Bride and Groom – Gifts for Bridal Shower Engagement Wedding and Married Couples Anniversary – Ceramic Marble Cups 14 Oz Pink

XXXFLOWER Plant Terrarium with Wooden Stand, Air Planter Bulb Glass Vase Metal Swivel Holder Retro Tabletop for Hydroponics Home Garden Office Decoration – 3 Bulb Vase

LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses Artificial Flowers – Fake Red Roses Building Set for Adults, Ages 18+ – DIY Kit for Home Decoration – Floral Birthday Gift Idea – 10328

Anniversary Romantic Gift for Wife, Ultra-Soft Micro Fleece Sherpa Throw Blanket, Christmas Day Gifts for Her, Wife Birthday Gifts from Husband, for Bedding Sofa and Travel

Romantic & Fun Scratch Off Date Night Ideas Card Game, Perfect Couple Gifts for Her or Him, Couple Gifts for Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Wife, Husband, Engagement, Birthday or Anniversaries

Charcuterie Board Gift Set – Bamboo Cheese Board and Charcuterie Boards Set – Housewarming Gifts New Home, Wedding Gifts for Couples 2025, Bridal Shower Gift, Birthday Gifts for Women

Housewarming Gifts for New Home – Funny Candle Sets for Friends, Couples, Sisters, Women, Men

This can be a great Graduation Gift ideas A lavender-scented candle labeled “2025 Graduation Gifts for Masters, PhD, Law, Nursing Because You Made It!” is perfect for grads who need some aromatherapy after all those finals.

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Couple Board Game for Date Night, Romantic Gift for Him and Her, Date Night Ideas Gifts for Him Her Husband Wife Wedding Anniversary

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