Here are the 10 Digital Products That Exist. The internet is a treasure trove of questionable innovation.
1. ZenZone: Do Nothing
Description: An app that offers a safe space to share your experiences, insights, and reflections with like-minded individuals on their spiritual journeys.Android Apps on Google Play
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Paying to stare at a loading screen.
Link: ZenZone on Google Play
2. 123 Password
Description: A Chrome extension that generates a different strong password for each site you visit by mixing your master key and a site key.123-password.en.softonic.com+2Chrome Web Store+2Google Chrome+2
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Hackers’ favorite tool since 1998.
Link: 123 Password on Chrome Web Store
3. Reading for Dummies
Description: An eBook explaining how to process words, including diagrams of eyeballs moving left to right.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: The irony is thicker than the book.
4. 10 Hours of Silence
Description: A Spotify track with 600,000+ plays. Ideal for people who want to pay for the sound of their existential void.
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Free alternatives: stare at a wall.
6. My Pet Rock
Description: A $1.99 app where you “care” for a pixelated rock. It dies if you neglect it. Humanity’s peak?
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: The 1975 pet rock was already perfect.
7. Skeddy
Description: An app that uses AI to nag you with tasks like “breathe” and “panic about existing.”
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Anxiety shouldn’t require a subscription.
Link: Skeddy for Drivers on Google Play
8. The Blank Book
Description: A $12 PDF of empty pages. The description claims it’s “a metaphor for your potential.”
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: It’s a PDF of disappointment.
Link: Blank Book on Etsy
9. Loading Screen Simulator
Description: A $2.99 game where you watch a progress bar. Reviews say: “Worth every penny… said no one.”
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: Paying to relive dial-up trauma.
10. Nothing NFT
Description: A tokenized JPEG of this headline. Comes with a certificate: “Congrats, you played yourself.”
Why It Shouldn’t Exist: NFTs are already a punchline.
Link: Nothing NFT on OpenSea
Final Thoughts
While some of these are painfully real, others are fictional. The Digital Products That Exist world thrives on absurdity, and notsoessential.com is here to document it. Remember: Just because you can digitize it, doesn’t mean you should.
Stay skeptical, and may your Wi-Fi always drop during NFT purchases. 😉
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