Embrace buyer’s remorse with these laughably impractical products that test the limits of consumerism.
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#1
USB Pet Rock – The Ultimate Desk Companion
A modern twist on the 1970s pet rock, this USB-connected stone does absolutely nothing, no power draw, no functionality, just pure novelty. Perfect for tech enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a $15 paperweight that occupies a USB port.
$14.29
#2
Smart Wallet – Technology Meets Overspending
This sleek, RFID-blocking wallet is compatible with Apple AirTag, ensuring you never lose it even if it encourages you to spend more.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a high-tech way to realize how quickly you can go broke.
$29.98
#3
Toast Coasters – Soggy Yet Stylish
Designed to resemble slices of toasted bread, these cork coasters are both fun and functional, absorbing moisture while adding a quirky touch to your table.
Why You’ll Regret It: They might make you crave actual toast more than they protect your surfaces.
$23.00
#4
Zen Garden for Cynics – Rake Away Your Doubts
This desktop Zen garden includes sand, rocks, and a rake, inviting you to find peace—or at least distract yourself from work.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a constant reminder of the tranquility you lack.
$20.00
#5
Unread Bookshelf – Decorate with Intellectual Deception
These faux book spines give the illusion of a well-read library, perfect for impressing guests without the hassle of actual reading.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a bookshelf full of lies.
$3.05
#6
NFT Tamagotchi – Digital Pet, Real Regret
This blockchain-based Tamagotchi requires constant attention and gas fees to keep your digital pet alive.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a nostalgic money pit.
$17.68
#7
Boss Bingo Card – Make Meetings Bearable
This bingo card features common corporate phrases, turning monotonous meetings into a game.
Why You’ll Regret It: Your boss might not appreciate your newfound enthusiasm for meetings.
$19.68
#8
Eco-Guilt Subscription Box – Monthly Reminders of Your Carbon Footprint
This subscription box delivers eco-friendly products to your door, along with a side of guilt for your environmental impact.
Why You’ll Regret It: It’s a monthly reminder that you’re not doing enough.